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Friday Fun Thread for February 7, 2025

Be advised: this thread is not for serious in-depth discussion of weighty topics (we have a link for that), this thread is not for anything Culture War related. This thread is for Fun. You got jokes? Share 'em. You got silly questions? Ask 'em.

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I played a lot of mount and blade. It's made me too practical minded.

Small weapon and shield for storming castles. You don't want the swings getting stopped in the scrum, and you need something for taking arrows.

On horseback: a shield on the back with a two handed weapon for weak enemies. Or a lance and shield for strong enemies. Bow and arrow for weakening enemies or killing peasants.

On foot in a field shield and medium weapon.

In media almost anything can be made to look cool. Though I have yet to see properly cool depictions of slings, halberds, and crossbows.

I seem to remember Chivalry having terrifying polearms. Or maybe I was just bad. But I suppose the dragging shenanigans made everything look pretty goofy.

The coolest crossbows are handgun-style, like Dishonored.

I have yet to see properly cool depictions of halberds

The weapons called "spears" in Nioh are wielded more like halberds (or at least glaives/naginatas). They have a few cool combos.

Though I have yet to see properly cool depictions of slings,

Uhhh

I just haven't seen the David and Goliath movie where he looks really badass with the sling (does it exist). I'm aware of the story.

The key word I used was "see".

You must have seen the statue though.