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Small-Scale Question Sunday for August 25, 2024

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Given what happened in Pennsylvania, how well will the Secret Service be able (or should that be "willing"?) to protect Donald Trump if (when) he's sent to Rikers Island next month?

  1. Former president goes to prison, where he is guarded by a disgraced former secret service agent who was already in, feels like a great premise for a network tv show.

  2. Trump won't need guards, they'll recruit themselves from the jail population, hoping for presidential clemency and aid. ((I'm aware of the state federal difference, but nevertheless...))

  3. Trump is never going to see a cell unless he's on tour.

Former president goes to prison, where he is guarded by a disgraced former secret service agent who was already in, feels like a great premise for a network tv show.

It does; the sort of thing USA Network would air.

Trump won't need guards, they'll recruit themselves from the jail population, hoping for presidential clemency and aid.

How effective would fellow inmates be at protecting him from being Epsteined?

Trump is never going to see a cell unless he's on tour.

Why not?

Because Democrats are too chickenshit to pull the trigger when the chips are down.

You may be right about that — it looks like Judge Merchan just delayed Trump's sentencing to after the election.

1), but as a movie starring Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill.

It just screams USA network series in the Monk, Burn Notice, Royal Pains, Psych tradition.

Donald Trump probably does not need protection inside of a prison, anyways.

Tell that to Epstein; or, for that matter, to the Romanovs.

Jeffery Epstien might disagree were he around to do so.