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Friday Fun Thread for June 9, 2023

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Moderate-scale sand engineering.

For me-as-a-small-child, this meant digging a pit until I hit the water table. Later, it evolved to wanting elaborate waterworks and embankments. Of course, that required a lot more effort, and competed with the traditional pastime of beach drinking. So I was more likely to compromise and excavate something smaller with my cousins.

No idea, is what I’m saying.

Good idea, I also did that as a small child, and I've mostly forgotten how fun it was at the time. I should help my kids build something really huge. I can probably build a castle as tall as my youngest child.

I do remember a lot of frustration the one or two times some randos came along and stomped our castle.

I always enjoyed making a fort at low tide, and then seeing how long it coild survive against the inevitable encroachment of the ocean. Fun times.

With small kids, you can also always throw them into the waves (get them to launch off your hands as you hurl for extra force!) Or simply walk out deeper against the waves, holding hands in a chain. I always found thay fun, at least.

This was always my favorite thing to do. I somehow found a way to turn every situation into an opportunity to "play Alamo" as I called it. Even as a little kid, there was something intrinsically fascinating and romantic about doomed last stands.