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Friday Fun Thread for February 14, 2025

Be advised: this thread is not for serious in-depth discussion of weighty topics (we have a link for that), this thread is not for anything Culture War related. This thread is for Fun. You got jokes? Share 'em. You got silly questions? Ask 'em.

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Alright, the weekend is over, so for the vanishingly small number of people — @curious_straight_ca, @DoctorMonarch, @sarker — who expressed interest, here are the answers:

AAB-FAB: Aggravated Assault & Battery / Felony Assault & Battery

RS Goods: Receiving Stolen Goods

VUFA: Violation of the Uniform Firearms Act (this is still police lingo for an illegal weapons violation)

KA House: Keeping an Assignation House (Brothel or no-tell motel)

CP: Common Prostitute

Pandering: Would probably be categorized as "promoting prostitution" under current law.

VA House: Visiting an assignation house

KD House: Keeping a disorderly house. This is still on the books, though this is usually a municipal ordinance rather than a state-level criminal offense. College towns will use these to put pressure on students who frequently throw loud parties, and urban areas will use them to cite owners of crack houses and the like. Nuisance bar laws are closely related. Basically, being in control of any building with excessive police calls for things like noise, fighting, drug use, or other things that make it a public nuisance will make you liable for this.

VD House: Visiting a disorderly house. These days, when the cops break up a party for noise and arrest everyone inside, this is what they get charged with if they don't have grounds for an underage drinking charge. Not commonly charged.

KG House: Keeping a gaming house.

VG House: Visiting a gaming house.

Yeah, getting hit with a VD is a natural fear at plenty of college parties.

And I can’t wait to accuse other posters of promoting prostitution!

KG House: Keeping a gaming house.

VG House: Visiting a gaming house.

Hah!

This gives me mental images of some twitch streamer getting raided.