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I'm only considering Ontario in this analysis, but what if it's the factories? Southern Ontario didn't go full Detroit and is still relatively industrialized; if the US thinks it's going to war, perhaps it's best to bring facilities that are still relatively capable of producing war materiel under the exclusive control of the American government. It's also a province that provides strategically-key resources to Blue states; as I understand it the province of Ontario is a bit more amenable to things like natural gas pipelines that Blue states have banned.
They didn't do that for WW2, but the American strategic position at that time was much more tenuous, being under threat on all sides by two very powerful empires. The Canadian one was stronger at that time, especially considering the British Empire, though a dead man walking, still existed; the US' war plan against Canada at the time specifically mentions they expected reinforcements from them.
Other than that, I've got nothing. I'm not sure what strategic value the Northwest Territories (as in, "everything west of Ottawa") would provide by being conquered that it hasn't already provided at some point in the past other than perhaps a functionally infinite supply of oil too far inland for the Chinese to hit with torpedoes (let alone hypersonics).
As a Canadian I would be more than happy to give Trump everything south of the 49th Parallel -- if we keep Victoria I'd even consider giving him some cash to take Toronto off our hands.
That's where most of the people live.
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It doesn't make much sense to say it "as a Canadian" then. Better to say "as an Albertan" or something.
Toronto is not particularly Canadian anymore -- I'm OK with taking refugees so long as they don't mind moving to Thunder Bay or something.
Looking at the map, 49 degrees loses us some places I'd rather keep though -- I maintain that we are better off without Southern Ontario.
Draw a straight line from Sault St Marie to Kingston or so and we're good.
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As a Michigander, I would be delighted to add another peninsula to my home state!
Realistically I think if Canada was absorbed it wouldn't be a 51st state, but a series of Commonwealths more or less matching current provincial jurisdictions (with the obvious exception of Quebec). That at least solves the free movement problem, since Quebec does divide the country in two, and the provinces, other than Ontario, are smaller than Puerto Rico in population; it also provides ways for some continuity of provincial government. Most social services come from the provinces themselves so this is probably the most natural way not to be too disruptive.
It doesn't grant any province any political representation whatsoever, but realistically, that only affects Ontario
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