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Friday Fun Thread for January 17, 2025

Be advised: this thread is not for serious in-depth discussion of weighty topics (we have a link for that), this thread is not for anything Culture War related. This thread is for Fun. You got jokes? Share 'em. You got silly questions? Ask 'em.

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Every game today has a skill tree, a detailed crafting system that requires you to gather rocks and twigs, a room/house/town/level design system, cosmetic DLC, online multiplayer with a parallel PvP meta, a perk system, premium currency, an achievement system, an unskippable 45 minute tutorial with forced cutscenes, and more. I wish more games picked one or two things and did them very well. I try out maybe a dozen new games each year now, and I turn them off in the first 5 minutes if any of the above crap is shoved into my face to distract me from doing whatever the game's box/title said I would be doing.

It would be nice to sit down and enjoy a AAA game for a couple of days without feeling like it was trying to surgically attach itself to me. I quite liked Helldivers: the equipment tree is a premium currency hellscape but it gets straight to the gameplay loop and the loop is fun.

Every game today has a

This really isn't close to true, unless all you play are AAA games.

You're right, I'm mostly just shaking my cane and telling AAA games to get off my lawn.