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Friday Fun Thread for December 6, 2024

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It's one thing to have round gravity-defying breasts that sit high on the chest like they were made by a hentai artist or a Mauryan stonemason. It's a very different thing to have breasts that look good only when stuffed into a bra, that painfully obey the laws of motion and look that way too.

The fact that breasts lose elasticity with age is proof that there is no God.

Huge tits look great when a woman is young, but they age horribly, becoming saggy and veiny.

One of the reasons Asian women age so well is that they are so flat.

Are there corrective measures, surgeries of any capacity to maintain their shape. What age does the sagging become apparent, how much of it is due to a loss of muscle mass?

The surgeries are called breast reduction and implants, and there're practically no muscles in human mammary glands.

So if there is a woman who has an above average bust, the only way to fix sagging is getting silicon implants?

Think about it logically. Here's a nsfw link to the clinic where my wife got her implants. Most of the post-op breasts (and the whole page is called "breast lifting without scars") look like they have at least some silicone.

That link is a handy demonstration that breasts of any size large enough to count as breasts will be prone to the appearance of sagging. It goes with the territory of growing fat tissue with little more than dermal tension for structure, and after the fat has finished rapidly developing at puberty to a bigger or smaller degree the skin gradually catches up to accommodate it.

All else being equal I personally prefer natural/saggy breasts over pert breasts with surgically circumscribed nipples.

the whole page is called "breast lifting without scars"

If that's without I'd hate to see the page with.

Young breasts have a slightly different tissue composition (which is firmer) which changes with age resulting in an increase sag as you get older (beyond the size factor).

Should you have cause to feel a large number of breasts it is pretty noticeable lol.

That there's no omnipotent, omniscient and omnibenevolent God, to be pedantic.