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Friday Fun Thread for October 11, 2024

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Wait. Which penis pills do I have to take after the penultimate ones? Is the product name supposed to be a cliffhanger? Is it just preparation for the ultimate penis pills? Should I be looking for antepenultimate penis pills before using those? I have so many questions about a product that doesn't exist.

If you take them, your dick will fall off. You will then have to get a neopenis grafted on, and will be so traumatised from the experience you'll never take a penis pill again. Thus, the penis you were born with was the second-last (or penultimate) penis you'll have ever had.

I'm afraid they just did it for the alliteration. There's nothing beyond. You have reached the apex of penis enlargement.

I assumed the "pen" was short for "penis."