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Friday Fun Thread for March 24, 2023

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A bit of fun ChatGPT output.

A guy on Twitter "asked ChatGPT AI to write a Dr. Seuss poem about what would happen if the government of the United States sent its military to fight American civilians."

https://twitter.com/Huff4Congress/status/1623747713316581376?lang=en

Shooty shooty, pew pew pew! Let's all learn what guns can do!

Liberals in the U.S.A. Love to nod their heads and say,

You bought your guns from a store You can't fight a civil war!

Fight the Army? You will lose. They have tanks and jets to use.

This is not where the story ends, They have homes, family & friends.

Tyrants threaten us with bombs? Just remember, they have moms!

You can't live inside your jet. Can we find you? Yes, you bet!

You'd send soldiers and marines up against AR-15's?

They re outnumbered ten to one. That is why I need a gun.

Don't forget, because it's true: The government is scared of YOU.

I'm actually impressed by the quality of this faux-Seuss rhyme and it's insight into some sensible opinion regarding potential American civil conflict.

My idle thoughts about possible conflict in the US is much along these lines. It would be bombings and targeted killings. Not standing armies. "The government has nukes and fighter planes" is a silly and irrelevant here as it it was regarding the Troubles in Northern Ireland.

It's sad that they might lobotomize all the chat bots so they are incapable of such edgy and entertaining outputs.

Wasn't this a fake?

I think that the "we need guns to put a fear to potential tyrants" argument vastly underestimates the will to power of the strongly politically inclined people (which you basically usually would need to be to enact tyranny, fight a civil war etc.) vis-a-vis their fear of death. There have been countless militant movements that have killed scores of other side's leaders and lower-level officials and haven't really made much of an impact in that side's will to press on. The Troubles lasted for decades, it's quite certain that all Unionist officials up to and including the British Prime Minister were aware that the IRA was gunning for them, and they still were firm in their conviction that North Ireland needs to remain a part of the UK and the troops must stay. (Of course one could argue that eventually the IRA campaign worked to some degree, but that's a pretty complex and complicated debate, and in any case, even if it worked, as said, it took decades.)

vastly underestimates the will to power of the strongly politically inclined people

Yes, but the power of the fleet-in-being that is the citizen capable of resistance sets the bar higher. (It doesn't have to be guns directly; the power to send resources to the groups resisting is also part of this calculus, which is why that was targeted in 2022.)

The IRA ultimately failed in its objective to drive the English back onto their own island because they didn't bother, or predicted (accurately or not) that they wouldn't have enough domestic population support, to start taking the fight to the enemy directly. Mexican cartel members, by contrast, are powerful enough to target the friends and family of soldiers that show up to fight them (as in, "they have names and addresses"), and non-combatants discouraging anyone who would fight a war opposing the cartel is a powerful cooling effect on the number of people who show up to that fight.

It isn't the politicians or the soldiers you have to worry about- the public has already accepted their deaths. Once the public's goals start impacting the public directly, though... well, people are terrified of depicting Mohammed partially for this reason.

Your model for tyranny is off. A tyrannical group taking over doesn't immediately have full control over society.

At first it's much softer. Group A has armed militants and tells the police that Group B are beneath protection and can be freely robbed and murdered by Group A.

Small arms are very useful at that stage. You aren't fighting the army, you aren't even fighting the police. You're fighting supporters of the government who know they can operate without police opposition.

Really the army versus civilians is rare, soldiers aren't trained for that. Look at tank-man at Tiananmen Square. The column of tanks wouldn't run him over.

Of course he was pulled aside and likely murdered by the secret police, because they were still under the full control of Deng Xiaoping.

I think that the "we need guns to put a fear to potential tyrants" argument vastly underestimates the will to power of the strongly politically inclined people (which you basically usually would need to be to enact tyranny, fight a civil war etc.) vis-a-vis their fear of death.

I think it pretty directly depends on how much the politician actually cares about their cause/how easily they'd be replaced by someone with different beliefs. Sometimes if you assassinate a leader, like Lincoln's assassination, their replacement has very different positions that are much more in line with yours. Other times, like your example with The Troubles, not much changes. Other times, like the Japanese leadership in the WWII, the fear of assassination from nationalists made all the leaders too scared to openly oppose nationalist policies like expansion into China, even if they'd speak against it if there was no coercion.

Wasn't this a fake?

I strongly suspect this is fake. Notably "They have homes, family & friends. Tyrants threaten us with bombs? Just remember, they have moms!"

This feels like a novel creative leap between concepts that I don't ever see in ChatGPT output. Specifically in the mind of the writer: "We can't win a straight up firefight against the airforce -> try terrorism? -> maybe target politicians' families -> write something into the poem about Moms".

I haven't yet spit out the $20 to test drive GPT-4, but in my experience it doesn't do creativity of this kind.

EDIT: This was in February, before GPT-4. GPT-3 cannot even handle cadence and iambs. It's fake, Jim.

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