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Friday Fun Thread for February 28, 2025

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The US state of New J*rsey is infamous for (1) having sky-high property taxes and (2) being an industrial wasteland. This court opinion offers a daring synthesis of those two concepts.

Are casks of nuclear waste subject to property tax? The answer is "yes". In theory, they are just temporarily in their current locations, and will be moved to a federal storage facility soon. But, since the feds have failed to create such a facility for the past fifty years (Yucca Mountain et cetera), in practice they count as permanent fixtures (just like your home's bathtub and kitchen sink), which are part of "real property" that is subject to property tax.


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I wonder if we could solve the issue of nuclear waste by assigning them negative value, I'm pretty sure your property will depreciate in value for having a cask of radioactive waste buried under the floorboards.

Then we could have people bidding to buy them, knowing they'd save a lot of money in taxes (people are irrationally afraid of it, hence would pay much less for the land). My genius frightens me.

A very Coaseian solution! This would certainly be my starting point.

I did know there was a fancy term for it, it just didn't come up off the top of my head, thank you.

Honestly, I wish more people even considered the possibility of trying to price in externalities and let them be paid for.

This particular court opinion addresses only the concrete-and-steel casks themselves, not the plutonium-etc. waste within the casks. (See footnote 5 on page 11.) It is entirely possible that your solution will be adopted in future proceedings in this case.

The concrete-and-steel casks themselves

Shouldn't these casks also have negative value, at least he occupied ones? Even if you empty them, presumably the cask has been neutron activated and would have to be disposed of as low-level waste. Or is the value positive, because if you transfer the waste out you could reuse the cask for new waste?

I now have checked the court filings. It appears that, so far, absolutely zero mention has been made of the actual value of the casks or of the nuclear waste. The complaint alleges only that the assessed value of the entire parcel (a defunct nuclear power plant that is being decommissioned; 40 M$ for land and 70 M$ for improvements) is too high. Presumably, the parties will not start arguing over the actual value until after this court opinion regarding taxability has finished the entire appeals process.