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PaperclipPerfector  4d ago (text post)   2099 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for January 31, 2025

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I somewhat like it but I'd hate if I became part of the DC voting block. Northern Virginia laws sort of work because they are held back by the rest of the state from going full crazy blue.

When they are not held back you get a situation like Maryland, which has to deal with the Baltimore voting block and is dysfunctional.

You can see this dynamic with where a bunch of people live, it's the Virginia side that has grown massively both in population and wealth.

I somewhat like it but I'd hate if I became part of the DC voting block. Northern Virginia laws sort of work because they are held back by the rest of the state from going full crazy blue.

It's going to tip full crazy blue in our lifetime. I'd rather get ahead of that before it's too late. That said, looking at the map, having some new DC centered state stretch all the way to I-81 and then down past Fredericksburg is fucking insane. Give them to Reston tops, leave Leesburg alone. Much less Front Royal.

It's going to tip full crazy blue in our lifetime.

.. what's that going to mean? You guys seem to be having what looks like a counter-revolution right now.

having some new DC-centered state stretch all the way to I-81 and then down past Fredericksburg is fucking insane

I drew this map on the basis of the Census Bureau's delineation of metropolitan areas, which in turn is based on objective commuting statistics.

Just because some wackos commute 2 hours every day each way to Front Royal doesn't mean that it's culturally part of DC.

Nobody commutes into DC from Front Royal. They have a zoom job.... for now....

In my first Pittsburgh post I mentioned a "greater co-prosperity sphere". I feel like if we're creating states based on metro areas we need to include the entire greater co-prosperity sphere. I'm not from the area, but I've visited often enough to have a pretty good handle on things, and it definitely feels like Fredericksburg is where the gravitational pull shifts from DC to Richmond, and the idea that Leesburg wouldn't be part of DC seems ridiculous. Front Royal is another matter entirely. There's definitely some pull, but it's a weak pull, and it feels closer to places like Roanoke and Harrisonburg which I wouldn't call part of DC at all.

But if you're worried about politics I'll offer a compromise — all the parts of Northern Virginia that you don't want under the yoke of the People's Republic of Douglass can become part of West Virginia.

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