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Friday Fun Thread for January 3, 2025

Be advised: this thread is not for serious in-depth discussion of weighty topics (we have a link for that), this thread is not for anything Culture War related. This thread is for Fun. You got jokes? Share 'em. You got silly questions? Ask 'em.

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This week I learned that "female" is a) etymologically related to "fellatio," both deriving from a PIE word meaning to suck, and b) not etymologically related to "male," the similarity arising due to folk etymology.

For those (like me) wondering why "female" should be related to "sucking", it's because the babies suck on their mothers breast. (See https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/female and follow the etymology links.)

Another fun note is that the old-english for male was "weaponed" because their was a weapon between their legs: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/w%C3%A6pned#Old_English

In fact, wæpn seems to have had a secondary meaning of penis. Disappointingly, the original meaning seems to have been weapon (as this is the only meaning given for the proto-Germanic ancestor). It would have been better if weapons had been named after penises.