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PaperclipPerfector  12d ago (text post)   2338 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for December 6, 2024

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Hmm.

As a final word, lucky you.

is an extreme outlier in terms of poor balance in this case.

wdym? Congenitally weak musculature? Unusually large lungs, in excess of 1kg?

Her bra size is essentially fake, in that in America we have decided that all cup sizes above D are kind of gross, disgusting, not sexy. The old Jeff Foxworthy joke about "If you think a 401K is your mother in law's bra size, you might be a redneck!" But cup size is just breast size relative to rib cage, and her rib cage/waist is tiny relative to her breasts. So her measurement would actually come out to something like a 30-F or G, but that doesn't exist in any American store, so she buys a 30-DDDD. Which also mostly doesn't exist.

So when I take her to Nordstrom to buy bras once or twice a year, she's always hoping her rib cage size went up a little, so that her cup size would reduce slightly, and she'd be something more normal like a 32-DD, which might actually be stocked in normal stores. Instead, turns out she's still the same size, and we find out that they have one, basically orthopedic, bra in stock in her size, in nude and black.

I am extremely lucky. But primarily for other reasons.

Oh, the US bra sizes are such a dumb psyop tbh, but of course I'd say that.

Why would you, of course, say that?

.. I don't get the D obsession. Is it because fat women usually have bigger breasts ?

H-cup seem just fine. At least here, the traditional way of measuring involved numbers and inches, so that'd be an 8. I remember people earlier saying that 4-6 is ideal size and so on.

It's just a meme. It's the one that features in songs, The Donnas tell us to stop staring at her D Cup, Christen Chenowith asked us what would Dolly Parton do W W Double D. So it sticks in people's heads. The number of men checking tags is zero anyway.

DD is simply a meme size, like 6’.

Men don’t actually understand, or generally get a chance to understand, the nuances in sizing, so we might think ‘gag boobs’ whenever someone says something larger, and also it’s an anti-signal to be larger, as when women get their breasts enlarged (code: trashy), there’s no reason not to go straight to the maximum one’s body can support (it’s not any more painful or expensive).

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