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Friday Fun Thread for December 29, 2023

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Well, as far as breaking the laws of Judaism more generally, the only things you can't do to save a life are:

  1. Adultery
  2. Homosexuality
  3. Incest
  4. Zoophilia
  5. Debatably, interfaith marriage
  6. Murder

So, get married to your (assuming straight) sister, then fuck your brother and his dog while worshipping Allah, then kill all of the above - while, of course, eating the burger.

I feel like the burger idea itself (not my version thereof) is actually pretty emphatically Jewish, at least reform/reconstructionist. There's the oft sermonafied story of Jacob wrestling with angels, as a parable for the value of questioning beliefs.

Debatably, interfaith marriage


Numbers 12

Miriam and Aaron began to talk against Moses because of his Cushite wife, for he had married a Cushite.

If marrying a foreign Ethiopian is good enough for Moses, it's good enough for me.

But then the complainers correctly pointing out inconsistent rules were punished. So maybe the real lesson is "don't challenge the hypocrisy of your leadership, God really doesn't like that".

But I choose to interpret this as "marrying out-of-the-faith foreigners rocks, so long as you are in charge".

That'd be forbidden, but it doesn't have anything to do with the actual food specifically so I don't consider stuff like that.

Also Allah, being the/a monotheistic god, is less bad than paganism! E.g. if an idol worshipper touches kosher wine it needs to be destroyed so it doesn't benefit anybody; not so if a Muslims does.