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Friday Fun Thread for July 14, 2023

Be advised: this thread is not for serious in-depth discussion of weighty topics (we have a link for that), this thread is not for anything Culture War related. This thread is for Fun. You got jokes? Share 'em. You got silly questions? Ask 'em.

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The gentle strains of a Soviet anthem fade in...

I agree that the photography is particularly ghoulish. Tabloids probably have a vested interest in making their subjects look eldritch, so maybe they use a different flash? RFK Jr. looks like he was built out of Legos no matter who is photographing, though. Curious.

Too much juice too late in life makes your head look weird.

Come to think of it, why is that? The skull is pretty much the skull once you hit your twenties; and there isn't much meat on the bone there. I wonder what mechanism works to make the shape differnet.

I have no particular insight on RFK Jr., but If by “juice” you mean testosterone and other androgenic compounds, it’s not that.

The “shit that makes your fucking head grow” is HGH, which can stimulate bone formation and accumulation in adults. This causes one’s head, face, hands and feet to grow (hence Bonds’ hat size inching larger while he was in the MLB) and possibly develop a mild version of the acromegalic Andre the Giant look.

My suspicion is that they use a worse flash than they would at a photoshoot so that the event is bearable for attendees. But that results in the HDTV era soap opera look.