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Friday Fun Thread for December 6, 2024

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... I said 'breast-related' upper back issues.

... Yes? That was the topic under discussion.

Okay, but suppose she did just the core / upper back exercises, how much would that take her during the week ?

  1. I mostly reject that hypothetical because achieving functional strength and good movement is a whole body process

  2. That said, I would guess she could do it on five times a week ten minutes a day? It's hard to say because I really don't think it's isolable.

But I should note that Mrs. FiveHour is an extreme outlier in terms of poor balance in this case.

Hmm.

As a final word, lucky you.

is an extreme outlier in terms of poor balance in this case.

wdym? Congenitally weak musculature? Unusually large lungs, in excess of 1kg?

Her bra size is essentially fake, in that in America we have decided that all cup sizes above D are kind of gross, disgusting, not sexy. The old Jeff Foxworthy joke about "If you think a 401K is your mother in law's bra size, you might be a redneck!" But cup size is just breast size relative to rib cage, and her rib cage/waist is tiny relative to her breasts. So her measurement would actually come out to something like a 30-F or G, but that doesn't exist in any American store, so she buys a 30-DDDD. Which also mostly doesn't exist.

So when I take her to Nordstrom to buy bras once or twice a year, she's always hoping her rib cage size went up a little, so that her cup size would reduce slightly, and she'd be something more normal like a 32-DD, which might actually be stocked in normal stores. Instead, turns out she's still the same size, and we find out that they have one, basically orthopedic, bra in stock in her size, in nude and black.

I am extremely lucky. But primarily for other reasons.

Oh, the US bra sizes are such a dumb psyop tbh, but of course I'd say that.

Why would you, of course, say that?

.. I don't get the D obsession. Is it because fat women usually have bigger breasts ?

H-cup seem just fine. At least here, the traditional way of measuring involved numbers and inches, so that'd be an 8. I remember people earlier saying that 4-6 is ideal size and so on.

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