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Friday Fun Thread for November 1, 2024

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(I'll level with you, 250ms is an ass-pull on your part, even planet scale databases like Spanner that are way overkill for something like this can manage much better latencies

I can tell you for an absolute fact that plans to use Spanner to back geographically redundant multi-master git repos made latency even worse. But this is a digression.

(and yes, it doesn't have to be geographically redundant, I'm simply upping the scale to demonstrate tradeoffs)

I'm saying the magic distributed database introduces tradeoffs over the single SQLite file, and they vary by project and used github.com as a mundane but easily accessible example.