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Friday Fun Thread for November 1, 2024

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It also just seems a lot easier than it really is. There's the whole Aphyr Jepsen series where he puts a bunch of different distributed databases to the test that everyone knows are supposed to be good and correct and they fall apart miserably. Almost every single one. It's bad enough that people don't really understand the CAP theorem's tradeoffs, but the real world systems are even worse because they can't even live up to what they claim to guarantee.

If you really think your application has outgrown the directory tree of .json files or the SQLite instance, show me how you plan to deal with failures and data consistency issues. It's not trivial and if you think it is I'm not going to let you drive.

or they see it as a career builder/educational opportunity

I feel like this is the unstated rationale for using every single cloud provider's API