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Friday Fun Thread for September 20, 2024

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Ck3's gameplay loop is kinda immersion breaking once figured out. You start seeing the same events over and over.

Two solutions

  1. Roleplay as your character. Instead of minmaxxing you're stats ask instead how your character would respond. Take joy in long plots to murder every single one of your rivals family before kidnapping him and making him die of old age in the oubliette.
  2. Set weird or interesting goals for yourself. Form the kingdom of Jerusalem and then eventually Outremer. As Norse go to India. Creating a tall Brittania with the goal not of expansion but instead of crusade to spread your dynasty everywhere. Form New England. Play a hyper tall Wales.

Of cultural note relevant to this forum specifically. CK2's After the End mod actually had a bunch of rat references. Yudkowsky founds the empire of California, founds a religion whose focus is to emphasize different teachers but no singular authoritative source, and you start with the rare artifact "Meditations on Moloch"

The CK3 mod did away with all of this and I believe the cultural uniqueness of AtE is worse for it.

One of my favorite self-imposed challenges in CK II was to roleplay a Norse lord who got banished to Northern Africa, and whose sole goal was to restore his lineage to the throne of Norway.

Its nearly impossible to make decent progress with your starting character, and so you end up marrying other Northern African lords and the hybrid kids that result are not exactly likely to make a convincing case to the Norwegians that they are actually related.

I've never actually pulled this one off because the layers of machinations that are required to get yourself in position to actually invade the North lead to all kinds of distracting shenanigans.