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Do not leave your womb unattended at any time. Unlicensed pregnancies are subject to search and seizure. Thank you for your cooperation

tiny dancer plays in background I'm just learning about this -- you're just telling me about this now

Maybe engineering the stuff that humans still have to work on? Improving existing furnace or water heater designs, that kind of thing

Everyone from IQ 75 to IQ 175 can pave roads

There's a non-zero percent of people who are too disabled (for real or imaginary reasons) to pave roads. My mind goes immediately to lawsuits for 'heat exhaustion' or 'cold exposure' or what have you

We've done (something like it) before so the blueprints are all there for us: WWII scarcity programs. Rations, 'victory gardens,' etc.

Bit trickier now that everyone is living in an apartment building with 1000 strangers speaking different languages, but in principle...

There are two times in my life I have been preternaturally overcome by the intensity of my excitement. Once when I was younger and there was a (very) large wildfire (this one if you're curious). In the middle of the night we were awakened by a whole crew of cops and firemen banging on our bedroom windows because the fire had spread so quickly. They were screaming at us we had no time to pack anything, the fire was already there.

The other time being now. Come what may, for this moment - right now - it's just indescribably exciting.

I appreciate your engaging as well, and your thanks. Gratitude all around! Best wishes

So that list of 'almost certainly outliers' has grown to at least @Unsaying, @Rambler, @ActuallyATleilaxuGhola, @freemcflurry, and me. If you're trying to find the median conservative consumer, you found him, he's me (eg why I originally wrote this post)

Worry not my guy, I drink plenty of other types of beers, ciders, seltzers, kombuchas, etc. Needless to say all varieties of wine. And though I usually save it for the weekends, have been known to enjoy a whiskey or bourbon, or a tequila/vodka with mixer. Brandy in the coffee on occasion, or baileys, or Kahlua. And after an especially good meal a schnaps, usually sambuca or limoncello.

I love drinking, and if I drink piss-water bud light I can never drink too much, that's why it's been kind of a touchstone. For the moment Coors Banquet has been scratching the same itch, but you're right, maybe it's a sign to just stop drinking quite so much (by volume).

Skipping past the joke I can't quite form about the paradoxical 'trans conservative spokesperson' - my gut says no, there was something uniquely perturbing about this specific AMAB being selected as a brand ambassador. Although the bathtub aspect would be an aggravating factor regardless of who it was

Suggestions?

But I do care buddy and the truth is I'm not going to buy bud light anymore. life is real beyond mental calculations of possibilities and hypotheticals

whom I can't summon the urge to care about.

The degree to which I cannot summon the necessary agency to respond to your seeming inertia with anything but disdain, is great.

It's just a personal preference, but I deeply hope you're wrong. Both about 'lots of people,' and the consequences.

I actually believe that a significant number of teachers are sexually/satanically activating prepubescent children for the purpose of future sexual gratification. That does not necessitate the groomer is the ‘beneficiary’

I don't drink beer but if my favorite cider company did some ads with a NASCAR driver or Donald Trump or Kyle Rittenhouse or Ben Shapiro or whoever you think the opposite variant of Mulvaney might be then I just don't care.

You are telling on yourself, respectfully. That means NASCAR/Trump/Rittenhouse/Shapiro has never actively suggested anything like ‘man=woman’

Who gives a fuck?

I will die on the hill that a very thin man in a bikini drinking bud light in his bathtub is not a woman in a bikini drinking bud light in her bathtub. Just because some people have absentmindedly skipped to 'okay now man=woman' does not mean I will subscribe to the changing ways of the world.

Usually mom says 'we have McDonalds at home' but this time we called her on her bs! I didn't mean to make this explicitly oedipal but they didn't call it the Motherland by accident

because I want culture war issues to be seen the same way companies treat religious issues.

Fascinatingly, I heard an ad on the radio earlier today that was approximately "Listen to the Holy Spirit, allow the Holy Spirit into your heart" brought to you by iHeartRadio, subscribe to iHeartRadio meditation today and I nearly pulled over and called to make sure my radio hadn't malfunctioned.

and I'm on a low carb diet.

Costco sells a Kirkland 0 carb seltzer, tastes better than 'virgin' to me. Might be worth trying

Maybe the reason nazi-adjacent homosexuals like Cole and Yiannopoulos as well as various other figures on the alt-right

I don't recognize the name Cole, but didn't Milo originally step in shit because he spoke publicly about his first gay consensual relationship being when he was like 9?

@HlynkaCG got you, have an excellent road trip. Keep some 5W-30 in the trunk just in case.

I think this is why the accusation of a conservative "moral panic" usually comes across as concern-trolling, because where and how exactly are conservatives supposed to provide pushback in similar measure?

I'm not clever enough to make the plan, but I saw a suggestion once that we meme into reality that only /ourguys/ wear baseball caps. Every once in a blue moon you come across an idea you hear just once that captivates (ha) you forever.

I'm not sure quite what to label the phenomena but when I think back to being exposed to unimaginably hardcore pornography (goatse, lemonparty, 2girls1cup, that nail in dick thing) at ~8 years old I'm existentially horrified, but also just laugh it off like most of my peers.

It's also just occurred to me as I'm typing this your kids' experience with all that may be a great deal more sanitized than mine.

Them: Obvious demons demanding their right for public sexual performances, insisting prepubescent children must participate

You: This is a nothingburger

Me: Jesus Christ, King of Kings, King of my soul, forgive my years astray in Satan's grasp, forgive us all, for we know not what we do.

Unfortunately, I really want to talk about all the Bud Light stuff, and I don't want to make a new throwaway for it. So you will have to deal with this short summary of my jury duty instead of the nice effort post I've been cooking up on dog walks: 1) The pool is almost sarcastically diverse, as though someone had intentionally excluded anyone else resembling my 'peers.' 2) If someone shows up it's because they want to serve on a jury, and they find it strange that someone would intentionally decrease their chances of being selected 3) The entire experience can be a colossal waste of time and energy, 50 otherwise productive people spent all day not working because one illegal immigrant made a sexual innuendo to another illegal's girlfriend/stepdaughter. Why not just deport them?

Onto the Bud Light thing, as discussed earlier here yesterday. The short summary would be that someone (also from San Diego, coincidentally) decided about a year ago that they were a woman, and Bud Light decided to make them a special commemorative can, which apparently they drank in a bathtub as part of a marketing campaign. This has made a lot of people (including me) very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. I'm writing this post now because the company just offered its' first official response and it's perfect gpt fuel-on-the-fire. It's short so I won't give highlights, instead, a summary that suggests it pisses off everyone rather than mollifying anyone. I eagerly invite someone to provide a mirror image of 'their tribes' response but I want to share a few thoughts about mine in a few buckets:

1). For most of my adult life, I drank an incredible amount of Bud Light. Occasionally flirting with the limits of 'functional' alcoholism at ~30 a day, occasionally dipping below my typical 10-12, occasionally taking a month off because I'd been getting fat. This amount of consumption is not unusual in my peer group. Just do some napkin math: (minimally) one beer per half hour of time awake and 'off the clock.' Essentially, Bud Light is not a 6 pack that sits in your fridge for weeks, it's bought in 18 packs by people like me on the way home for the night.

2). We drink Bud Light for exactly the reason you (the proverbial 'you', of course) poke fun at it. It's thin, watery, and doesn't have a lot of alcohol. I can drink 30 a day and never get shithouse drunk the way I will after 3 bourbons on an empty stomach. I can drink more than a tiny sip and enjoy the flavor, unlike a double tangerine ipa. I like to sit around and drink beer, and it's a perfect beer for that.

3). I have my friends that drink Bud Light, and my friends that poke fun at me for drinking Bud Light. I love both, but with the later, we usually don't tool around in the garage while drinking. These days with the later it's usually more like visiting the latest pop-up microbrewery which may or may not have food (or anything drinkable). There's a culture, or if that's a bit grandiose, a vibe around a hot sunny day and a big cold box of weak watery beer.

4). Unlike most potential boycotts, I (and my people) have some purchase with this one ('purchase' for the non-english natives among us here meaning 'agency, power, or leverage'). We get a little say. There is a little verve here. This is not nike, something I already didn't buy, or every insurance company known to man, something I can't really avoid buying, this is weak watery beer!

5). Unlike most Allied marketing, this feels like it was meant to hurt. I'm aware Bud Light has done rainbow pride cans before, and I've probably even bought some without thinking about it. But something feels wrong about buying this beer now that I know they intentionally had a AMAB in a bikini drinking their commemorative can celebrating '365 of womanhood.' Not only can I effectively boycott this, but I can't unfeel the desire to boycott this! This one might have legs.

After the non-apology from the brass, Bud Light may have terminally tarnished their brand. Planting a flag and vitally interested to hear your thoughts