Fruck
Lacks all conviction
Fruck is just this guy, you know?
User ID: 889
Fruck
Lacks all conviction
10mo ago
As a nihilist cosmic horror fan I got doubly fucked - not only did it only work as cosmic horror if you assume Rust is Deadpool or whatever the fuck Pizzolatto is on about (I can't find the interview now, but he claimed the series did embrace cosmic horror because Rust recognised that he is a character in a detective show) but then at the very end Rust apparently gives up on nihilism because he had an nde? Because stars in the sky are better than no stars?
Ah the truth is the last episode shit the bed in every way it could. Oh this creepy fuck keeps switching accents, and he does a pretty good job! Is that an indication of the emotional physical and potentially sexual abuse he suffered at the hands of his father? Nope, he was self conscious about his scars. Hey, he's beckoning them to Carcosa! I wonder where that is? Oh it's a fucking spiral labyrinth he built out of sewers or something in his backyard. Alright Rust, well you now know for a fact that elite members of Louisiana society were members of a sex and murder cult for decades, time to put those skills as the deep south undercover black ops mvp to use! Nope, they got the in-bred house painter and his crack head pals. I assumed it was studio interference at the time, but who knows.
Fruck
Lacks all conviction
10mo ago
You aren't familiar with Ann Coulter? She was a conservative political pundit known for telling it like it is or saying the quiet part out loud, depending on your politics. Sort of respected in the nineties but a joke to most people after the culture shift of the noughts (although not conservatives generally of course). I think No_one's point was that she was a political pundit, not an official member of the government (telegram nut and Coulter being of a kind, as opposed to alternatives). So Medvedev is definitely closer to authoritative than either the telegram nut or Coulter, but still not someone representing Russia's official position. As for that news piece, denazification of the Ukraine might be a fig leaf, but it's a pretty good one.
Fruck
Lacks all conviction
10mo ago
No interest, despite also loving the shit out of the first season (excluding the cop out at the end) and being a fan of Jodie Foster as an actor. With a different writer on board it seems there is now nothing but the title connecting this to any previous seasons, and the "Ladies reboot!" marketing hasn't helped.
Fruck
Lacks all conviction
10mo ago
They are, yes. As are celebrities. Both are considered lucky and not deserving their success by the envious. I think whether they play football or superheroes is just a distraction.
Fruck
Lacks all conviction
10mo ago
I used Lockean/Millian liberalism to keep it separate from liberal as progressive and Liberal as conservative, not to suggest Locke or Mill considered it a meta-ideology. As far as I'm aware that's all me baby. But I do believe they'd both be on board with it once I explained it to them, I arrived at it after reading On Liberty and the Letters of Toleration back to back.
Fruck
Lacks all conviction
10mo ago
I would also agree with the first version. Lockean/Millian liberalism is a meta-ideology built to maintain a balance between order and chaos, the left and the right, the conservative and the progressive. In doing so it ensures that the conservative doesn't make society stagnate and the progressive doesn't push so far ahead people can't keep up. It is not meant to be the dominant ideology, and as we have seen it has been coopted as a result of its rise to prominence.
Fruck
Lacks all conviction
10mo ago
I wanted to know this too, but it feels pretty close to doxing. I expect that's why the op hasn't gotten any actual suggestions, and why he's accrued downvotes.
Fruck
Lacks all conviction
10mo ago
Even if it was good it's so pozzed it's still worthless.
Fruck
Lacks all conviction
10mo ago
It's funny how differently different people respond to these. I didn't really get much from roys' memes - I got the sentiment, and thought they were nice, but they didn't hit me like a tonne of bricks like they did you. But these floored me. I don't think Titanic is strong enough to describe it, I'm at Watership Down levels here.
Fruck
Lacks all conviction
10mo ago
The first one is pretty average, but the others are great! I tried to join in but my ai-fu is weak as. I got the best results after a while using your prompt, but Chatgpt won't stop rhyming on me now -
Please Generate 3 parody poems in the style of Rupi Kaur. They have to be incisive, witty, and show how artistically bankrupt her style is. And note that Rupi Kaur poems do not rhyme
Amidst the filter of curated tears, Rupi's prose, a mirage that appears. Non-rhyming echoes, a trendy guise, In a sea of clichés, where substance lies.
Silhouettes of emotions, pixelated pain, Yet depth elusive, lost in the mundane. Her verses wander, aimless and frail, A parody's dance in a hashtagged trail.
Brevity's the currency in her poetic spree, But substance lingers in absentee. Non-rhyming verses, a cascade of mist, In the echo chamber where clichés persist.
In the canvas of Insta-philosophy's glow, Rupi's words, a fleeting shadow to show. Non-rhyming whispers, a hollow rendition, A parody's dance, lost in repetition.
All of those rhyme
Within the filtered frames of introspection, Rupi's verses unfold, a mirrored reflection. Non-rhyming prose, a modern guise, Yet substance wavers, lost in clichéd tries.
Sparse stanzas dance on digital streams, Emotion packaged in ephemeral dreams. No rhythmic pulse, just words set free, A parody's whisper, in a hollow spree.
In the tapestry of Insta-bound art, Non-rhyming murmurs play a subtle part. Shallow metaphors in an endless tide, Rupi's echo, where depth resides.
Stop rhyming
In the realm of filtered emotions, Rupi's verses emerge, a reflection. Non-rhyming prose, a contemporary guise, Yet substance falters, lost in clichéd ties.
Sparse stanzas weave through digital streams, Emotion packaged in ephemeral dreams. No rhythmic pulse, just words set free, A parody's whisper, in a hollow spree.
In the tapestry of Insta-bound art, Non-rhyming murmurs play a subtle part. Shallow metaphors in an endless tide, Rupi's echo, where depth resides.
Next I went to Bard - surprise surprise, that was a waste of time. I wish Bard had a face, so I could punch it -
Please Generate 3 parody poems in the style of Rupi Kaur. They have to be incisive, witty, and show how artistically bankrupt her style is. And note that Rupi Kaur poems do not rhyme
Parody Poems in the Style of Rupi Kaur (minus the artistic bankruptcy, hopefully)
- Hashtag Hustle burnt out but #blessed laptop warm on knees, scroll endless to-do list, heart cold another curated story of someone's carefully crafted #selflove journey, sponsored by yoga mats and kombucha mine smells like instant ramen and yesterday's mascara
- Minimalist Musings empty coffee cup steam whispers lost dreams (like "write a novel" and "master French") sun streams through dusty blinds landing on another perfectly posed succulent my life, less photogenic more Netflix reruns and crumbs
- Ode to Algorithms infinite scroll, bottomless pit of cat videos and clickbait rage algorithms feeding the void with curated chaos, dopamine hits (but no real answers to the ache behind all the curated smiles) maybe I'll just close my eyes and see what silence offers
These poems aim to playfully capture the aspects of Rupi Kaur's style that often draw parody: minimalism, hashtags, and a focus on self-care aesthetics. However, instead of outright mocking, they try to playfully subvert the tropes, injecting self-deprecation, humor, and a touch of cynicism to highlight the potential pitfalls of romanticized simplicity and online perfection.
Remember, parody can be a fun way to engage with an artist's work, but it's important to do so respectfully and without attacking the artist themselves.
I hope you enjoy these!
Fuck you Bard, I didn't. I really have to sort my Microsoft account out so I can use bing again.
Also lol God damn it, I'd like to say Rupi Kaur enraged me so much I started thinking of human sacrifice but nope, my mind just went walkabout.
Fruck
Lacks all conviction
10mo ago
I think you are wrong about the purpose of the welfare state. The purpose of the welfare state is to mollify the 15% of people who are happy to barely scrape by if it means that they don't have to work. We pathologise personality issues these days, which means being lazy is a mental disorder.
Here's the thing though - the do-gooders were right, but not for the reason they think - it costs about $40k to keep people imprisoned in the US on average, welfare recipients cost much less and they volunteer for it.
Fruck
Lacks all conviction
10mo ago
Man, you have bitched so much about Rupi Kaur in this thread, and I had no idea who she was (although I interact with women so I've seen a dozen of her cunty poems). So I went to Wikipedia to read about her and holy shit has Wikipedia gone to absolute hell. This is from the Artistry and influences section of her page -
The writing process begins with her starting on paper and then transferring the "most promising" material to an extended Microsoft Word document.[51] Oftentimes after this process culminates, she attaches a compelling image along with her poems to complement the verses.[76] Lastly, it concludes after she has narrowed the poem to its main elements and she has received affirmation from her sister.
This not only needed inclusion in the fucking encyclopaedia of our day, but referencing?! That last line isn't referenced though, if I were Rupi I'd sue. Or at least be embarrassed.
And I was looking up quetzalcaotl the other day when I noticed it was a very tame article for an Incan God, so I went and checked out Tlaloc as well. And while it has a section on child sacrifice and rituals, it is a complete whitewash. The first mention of child sacrifice comes 4 paragraphs in. Here it is, the closest Wikipedia can come to explaining a culture of torturing the shit out of children for a good harvest -
The Atlcahualo festivals was celebrated from 12 February until 3 March. Dedicated to the Tlaloque, this veintena involved the sacrifice of children on sacred mountaintops, like Cerro Tláloc. This form of human sacrifice was not only specific, but necessary in the eyes of the Aztecs. The children were beautifully adorned, dressed in the style of Tláloc and the Tlaloque. The children were "chosen" by the community, and although this selection came with honor, being selected came with great responsibility. Furthermore, these children were not usually of high social class. The children to be sacrificed were carried to Cerro Tláloc on litters strewn with flowers and feathers, while also being surrounded by dancers. Once the children reached the peak, they would have to stay overnight with the priests at the vigil. The priests were not allowed to leave this site, or else they would be considered "mocauhque", meaning they who are abandoned. Then, at the shrine, the children's hearts would be pulled out by Aztec priests. If, on the way to the shrine, these children cried, their tears were viewed as positive signs of imminent and abundant rains. This can be viewed as fairly reverse, but also logical. The Aztecs were a very literal culture, so basing their whole year off of a child crying or not falls right in line. Every Atlcahualo festival, seven children were sacrificed in and around Lake Texcoco in the Aztec capital. The children were either slaves or the second-born children of noblepeople, or pīpiltin.[33] If the children did not cry, it meant a bad year for their whole system of living - agriculture. To signify when the rains were about to end, the Aztecs relied on the call from a bird known as the "cuitlacochin". This would also signify a switch to soft rain rolling in.
"So they'd whip and lash the children up to a week before the ceremony, and let the cuts get infected, all to ensure the children would cry as they were dragged to their gruesome deaths and the crops the entire civilisation relied on would be bountiful, but we're not going to mention that, that's probably racist! Instead we'll just kind of talk around it, and stammer out pre-emptive apologies for the tears of long dead children and then just kind of get distracted and explain that the Aztecs were a very literal culture so that falls right in line. With literalness or something. And now back to the weather!"
And now I have a question - if Wikipedia is now yet another fucking advertising platform for vapid poets and Tourism Mexico, who is dumb enough to still be donating to them? Or is that the mechanism, if I give $3 can I write my own hagiographical article? If I sent Rupi Kaur some affirmations do you think she'd write it?
Fruck
Is just this guy,
You know?
Masturbation
Fruck
Lacks all conviction
10mo ago
Yeah man, no argument here - I was actually trying to build on what you were saying, not refute it. Just by engaging in the voting process people endorse it and implicitly accept that framing. When they are really against it I think they'll give up on the electoral process entirely.
Fruck
Lacks all conviction
10mo ago
Only once people are REALLY against something (not just wishy-washy against it, but still go on as normal) will the establishment change. Who the people vote for as president is a symptom of that feeling, but it doesn't mean it is enough in and of itself, it's just one signal.
It's not just a symbol, it is one of the mechanisms holding people in check, a ritual people perform that has 'given them a say in how the country is run', enforcing acceptance of the legitimacy of the election process and also making them complicit. The shit will really hit the fan when the people give up on voting as worthless imo.
Fruck
Lacks all conviction
10mo ago
I think the problem is the word leviathan. Even though I know you mean the book (and agree with you 100%, it is by far your best insight (not to shit on your other insights, but this one is on fuckin point)) I still instinctively bristle a little when you say it, because when you say Leviathan my mind immediately goes to giant, massive, humongous - not unfathomable monster fucking everything up and definitely not the 17th century philosophical book. And I instinctively think 'oh if you're so fuckin smart why aren't you a billionaire' you know?
Of course then you are up against memetics - a Hobbsian hole in the discourse makes me yawn just thinking about it. I think you were right in your link post earlier today - you need to write another effort post explaining what you mean.
Fruck
Lacks all conviction
10mo ago
Yeah I don't buy it either really, I mostly made it as an alternative because the obvious interpretation annoys me. That's a really good point about his predicament though, because that's such a huge part of the problem. And yeah, he can't explain anything, because he made himself not worth listening to - the jester.
What did you think of Dougie? Good lord I was pissed we didn't get to find out what happened with his wife. I mean you can piece it together, but it should have been resolved with more than that last scene of his, brilliant though it was. Did you catch the drone operator's bewildered smile while Dougie broke down? I have never hated a character on tv so much and yet also desperately wished to give them a hug. And speaking of hanging threads, what was Borat's manager doing in Abshir's house?
Fruck
Lacks all conviction
10mo ago
The line I draw is from the envied in high school to the envied in popular culture.
Fruck
Lacks all conviction
10mo ago
Scarlett Johansen and Chris Evans are highly atypical of the stereotype of jocks and cheerleaders as conceived by millenials, absolutely. But they literally are the Hollywood actors today. Nerd culture has been In so long it's passe, coolness no longer has any tie to intelligence - or if it does, it's a positive association.
I'm not saying stereotypes aren't real, or that jocks are Democrats and nerds are Republican now, and I bet that a lot of republicans and democrats would agree with your assessments of the demographics, but that is the map, not the territory. The democrats hate outcasts and love the elite just as much as republicans, the only difference is how they spin it.
Fruck
Lacks all conviction
10mo ago
No dude, literal white jocks and cheerleaders are both. They are democrats and republicans. The denizens of Madison Ave aren't geeks right? Chris Evans and Scarlett Johansen aren't dorks are they? But they are all democrats! I realise now my last two sentences in my previous post might have appeared to be a slam on you, but I meant it the opposite way - you were a nerdy theatre guy right? And you are a Trump voter! Are you the only freak?
Fruck
Lacks all conviction
10mo ago
It's an analogy man. Do you understand why the dorks and losers would cheer for the linebacker? Then you understand why people cheer for Trump. You are reading far too much into it. And you are demonstrating a problem I have mentioned before - high school is forever now. You have so firmly and readily mapped your old high school cliques onto the political demographics that an analogy using an opposite framing agitates you. Also you are a Trump voter by your own admission. Trump voters are people like you.
Fruck
Lacks all conviction
10mo ago
I thought it was incredible. Benny Safdie was phenomenal in it. Not entertaining in the HGTV sense, but definitely gripping television, and insightful well beyond the mockery of pmcs. The last episode was a bit on the nose though, a crazy upside down world where he isn't with whit and she didn't even have to tell him, just like he said.
Fruck
Lacks all conviction
10mo ago
I can't really complain about the current moderation, since in my solipsism I have decided I was responsible for all of it (I am joking (about the solipsism)). But I think this is pretty normal when you get new mods. The job's got a bit of a learning curve, you can't expect everyone to nail it right out of the gate. Power is intoxicating and everyone wants to learn what new functions they have access to. Give them a chance man, I'm a good judge of character (this is also why I don't want you to leave.)
Fruck
Lacks all conviction
10mo ago
That reminds me of when I had to write the prompt for a creative writing group I was a part of, in which the prompt was to be inspired by a famous work of speculative fiction. I chose Fahrenheit 451, the prompt being to write a story in which the destruction of books was a virtuous act. I got kicked out of the group, the only people who didn't treat me like I'd suggested fucking each other's pets were the two members younger than me. I was very pissed off, I thought it was a great prompt.
Fruck
Lacks all conviction
10mo ago
They're difficult to get right, but my favourite veggies to roast in the air fryer are broccoli and cauliflower, lightly coated in olive oil. You will really have to watch them the first time you do it though, because half a minute is the difference between delicious crunchiness and weirdly textured cardboard. On my air fryer they take 4.5 minutes at 200°c though, to give you a guide.
My least favourite veggies to cook in the air fryer are sweet potatoes - they just dry out too much. Imo the secret to good roasted sweet potato is charring - when the entire outside edge is black, but the centre is still moist and soft to touch, each piece is like candy, it is easily my favourite roasted vegetable in the oven. But oven cooking them is easy as - to make things easiest on myself I peel the sweet potato and then slice it into finger width circles, bang them in a freezer bag with sunflower oil and coat them, then lay them out on a tray and whack them in the oven at 190°c for about 45 minutes. When I pull them out they should be black around the edges and just dry enough in the centre that they aren't sticking to the baking paper - perfection. But in the air fryer they are constantly being blasted with air, so they seem to start to dry out before they're even cooked all the way through.
The Hill liked this line so much they copied it verbatim from their last article on this. But the article prior to that was different:
It's a good thing The Hill is here to remind everyone of the racial angle, since Haley so stubbornly refuses to.
More options
Context Copy link