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Friday Fun Thread for August 11, 2023

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You couldn't get me to build a retro pc or play old games on it for love and money, I'd wager because when I was a kid, I had no choice in the matter, being stuck with a frankly ancient pc till my late teens, so instead of nostalgia it provokes more of a sense of impotent rage at all the good games I simply couldn't play at the time.

If I had a dollar for every game I saved up to buy with my literal 20 cents a day of pocket money (which I saved by skipping lunch) and I ended up being unable to run on my system because they were too demanding or needed an online activation, I'd be able to buy them all again on GOG.

It wasn't that terrible when I was a kid in the 90's. Especially the early 90's. Basically right up until Quake came out, system requirements, and what was considered playable, were fairly loose. Doom could play on just about anything, although a 486 was best. Which to put in perspective, you could get in 1993 and still be playing games reasonably well in 1996. Plus the DOS VGA era has a massive catalog of quality games you could almost never exhaust.

After Quake all bets were off. The race for 3D from 1997 to 2000 obsoleted computers so damned fast. A P233 MMX from 1997 could barely run a 3D game by the end of 1998. The first generation of 4MB Voodoo or Nvidia cards from 1997 were only barely supported by most games in that same timespan. It was fucking terrible.