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Friday Fun Thread for July 28, 2023

Be advised: this thread is not for serious in-depth discussion of weighty topics (we have a link for that), this thread is not for anything Culture War related. This thread is for Fun. You got jokes? Share 'em. You got silly questions? Ask 'em.

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Wouldn't it be great to meet my wife in 1999 and spend our teenage years fucking like rabbits?

What’s stopping you from doing that now?

A more metaphysical question is what would happen to this timeline. I'm not solipsistic enough to imagine it simply being erased. Would teenage me wake up in my body here? Now that would be a nightmare. Or would he, I, simply be erased? Then I wouldn't want my wife to be left alone with a child because I decided to leave her for a teenager, even if that teenager was her. Or would the whole thing be a copy of the past universe modulo me plus a copy of me from the present?

Because this is all imaginary, it could be anything you want it to be. Maybe you could transport between the two and leave being P-zombies when not in use.

What’s stopping you from doing that now?

Work, housework, childcare. Hmm, might be a good idea to take a small couple's vacation to an otherwise boring place.

What’s stopping you from doing that now?

Well they're not teenagers now.

That shouldn’t stop anyone! Hit the gym.