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naraburns  nihil supernum  1yr ago (text post)   3961 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for March 3, 2023

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Hold your hands together like you're cupping them, but instead push your upper palm out as far as it will go and extend your fingers. Rotate the patty with your hands by alternating the direction your fingers are pointing (I.E. your right hand will start with fingers pointing towards you, then away, then towards you....) As you rotate, use your thumbs to press the edges of the patty back inwards and keep it un-cracked. The final result should be a concave disc that is 20% larger than your target bun.

No idea how to conceptualize this.... could you point to a video or describe it differently?

Thanks for the recipe I want to up my burger game.

Ugh, I knew my textual explanation wasn't good enough and it's so critical.

The best food youtuber is Internet Shaquille, and I don't disagree with anything in this video: https://youtube.com/watch?v=N8I_S9Dv0Kg . However, his patty forming uses more than just hands.

This is not the method I describe, but could also work almost as well: https://youtube.com/watch?v=xjIj4TJRAzU&t=38

His hands are wrapped around the edge of the burger to eliminate cracks and thumbs press in to provide concavity. (The downside here is using your thumbs for concavity is always going to be less uniform than using your palm).

My palms are against the flat of the patty, and I use my hands being bent-outwards (the opposite of making a fist) to create concavity. I use my thumbs to press away cracks as I rotate the patty.

The biggest ups for NetShaq, one of the last online content creators that is, in my opinion, worth a goddamn.

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